What is an American?

As you probably missed it in the rush of the news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Middle East had published in a newspaper a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So a Pakistani-American engineer wrote the following to let everyone know what an American is, so they would know when they found one.An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek.An American may also be a Canadian, Mexican, African,Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani, or Afghan. ...Click title for Link